Directioner
A crazy obsessed teenage girl or guy that does nothing with their life besides twitter, tumblr, and instagram. They have blogs with NOTHING but ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION ONE DIRECTION. They sit on their laptops all day with a jar of nutella crying tears of lust for five flawless homosexuals that they would kill to be with. They talk to their posters and have casual conversations with paper versions of the boys. Most of them have been fans since the X-Factor UK and deem anyone who hasn't been a directionator. They're disgusting human beings. They don't allow many people into their fandom because all they do is fuck shit up. If youre a Directioner, you know all about Ed, Josh, Paulward, Maz, Andy, Dani, El, Perrie, Caroline, and Demi. They are exclusive people in the boys lives. Directioners know everything about the boys. For example, Niall James Horan was born on the 13th of September 1993 in Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland at 8:04 am at Credit Valley Hospital with the blood type of A. Directioners often make sexual gestures, and they are THEIR BOYS. Directioners go through all sorts of shit to protect their boys from anyone and anything harmful. They ARE THE MOST powerful fandom every created. They fangirl worse than Beliebers, Taylor Lautner fans, and who the fuck ever exists all together. Directioners are like the fucking FBI because they can and will find shit out. They have the boys airport passes, blood types, dental records, school grades, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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