Dimitris Mug
I don’t know where to begin. You are an amazing person Dim even if you don’t see it and I have noticed that since summer you are trying to be someone you are not because you are insecure and don’t think that you are enough. I love your true personality and I don’t see why you hate your physical appearance. What’s funnier is that you think that I hate you after all the things that we have been through but you have no idea. Dude, I can’t get over you and no one can replace you. I know that our (I don’t know what to call this) meant nothing to you but I am so grateful for it and I regret nothing. I just wish that you were sincere with me and not pretend that you like me so I won’t be hurt because knowing that I pressured you into this is even worse than rejection. I only said bad things and was sarcastic about you to your friend because I knew that he would tell you everything and I just wanted to see what you would answer. I don’t know why you say bad things about me though but If I said or did anything wrong I’m truly sorry. I just want us to have a mature conversation about our feelings for each other and be the way we were in the summer. I just want you to know that you are amazing both inside and out and that you are really funny and always make me laugh I love how your sarcasm and humor match mine. Lastly, I know that you have had a rough past and family issues, and unresolved trauma so if you ever want to vent, you know where to come.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!