Dillon
The most amazing boyfriend in the whole world. He makes you feel loved even when you least deserve it. He is always there to protect and love you. He lives everyday to the fullest and never lets himself fail, he's always the best he can be. He is roughly six feet tall, has long hair, gorgeous eyes that will make you want to fall in love with him all over again everytime you look into them and a smile that is worth a millon words. When you look into his eyes, you feel a connection, a feeling you won't get with anyone else. The way he makes you feel when he wraps his arms around you is unexplainable. They say that Disneyland/Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth where all your dreams come true but they have obviously never been in his arms. He is amazingly good at playing guitar,piano and drums. When he sings to you, with that gorgeous voice, it makes your heart melt. All the sweet poems and songs he writes for and about you, make you think about how perfect Dillon really is, and make you realize if you lost him, you wouldn't know what to do with your life and you would be completely lost. He makes you forget about all the bad that was in your past, how happy you are in the present and all the great experiences you will have together in your future. I won't ever let him go, he is perfect inside and out. I could not ask for a better boyfriend. And Baby, You make me the happiest girl ever<3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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