Dildobotics
Dildobotics is scientific study of dildos, so that in the future, the world may have better dildos, thus becoming happier and more productive. Lack of adequate access to dildos causes misery for millions around the world, but does George Bush launch a war for their freedom? Does he fuck. The art of dildo production involves detailed knowledge of the sexual organs of women and design details must be carefully considered. For example, what is the average size of the orifices of the target market? This becomes an important question when one is in the important global dildo market. Some people may laugh at the idea of a science of dildobotics, but at the University of Tokyo (which is in Japan) the Institute of Applied Dildobotics receives more applications each year than there are research places. Inside the elegant, modern architecture of this internationally recognised body, are housed a plethora of top secret dildo-ological research machines. Every day, thousands of inches of plastic fucktoys of varying length and diameter are scientifically rammed into test subjects and the results are scanned, databased, indexed, collated and extrapolated. Test subjects are asked to fill in detailed questionnaires concerning their experiences. But wait! there is much more. Once a world-beating dildo design has been crafted, the thing itself must be made. Designers, engineers, CNC programmers, chemists, molding experts, plastics manufacturers must all be marshalled and organized to manufacture dildos, thus creating jobs in far eastern countries. And even after that, there must be sales, marketing and administration teams, transport departments and shipping companies all DEDICATED to delivering dildos of the finest quality to YOU, the consumer. So as you can see, there is a lot more to dildobotics than you might imagine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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