Diet Coke and Mentos

When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and 1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano 2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction 3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)