Dicky Waters

Dicky waters is when you secretly insert your flaccid penis into the opening of a water bottle and shake it around for a few seconds so that the entirety of the bottles contents have made content with your penis. You then hide the seemingly normal water bottle in plain sight and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Once your victim places the bottle to their lips and begins to drink the water (which has been dicked) you must yell "Dicky Waters!" and wait for their reaction. The best part about dicky waters is that since the act is virtually undetectable, one does not necessarily have to commit it. Simply exclaiming "Dicky Waters!" is enough for your victim to believe they have drank the cock water and spit it all out in disgust. For best results, attempt this act in a large group.