Dicks On Table Mug
When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My dad hated it🤣

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
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