Dick Drop
noun Definition: That sudden, soul-leaving-your-body feeling in your crotch when your brain panics for half a second. Explanation: Occurs when you’re fully locked in—like playing Spider-Man on a 50-inch TV, launching yourself off a skyscraper, and your body forgets you’re actually on a couch eating Doritos. Your brain hits the emergency button, your stomach drops, and your dick follows shortly after. Commonly triggered by rollercoasters, surprise heights, ladder slips, video games, VR, or any moment where reality lags for a second. Basically its your nervous system embarrassing you in HD.
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