Dibz
A game which is somewhat followed along the lines of any other form of 'dibs'. This version of the game has one vital difference: you call dibs on ugly people. Each player has as many dibs as they so please, and it can be played anywhere, generally in a well-populated urban area. As you and other players walk around any place, the mall is a good example, you purposely look for butt-ugly people. You proudly announce that you've called dibs on said ugly person, and make sure all other players know that you have claimed them. The game is won on a basis of opinion. Upon leaving whatever establishment you have chosen to place this game, each player then decides who had the ugliest dibs. This gives the winner bragging rights. That's it. This game is extremely judgemental and should only be played by mean people. It is crucial that if you see anyone who is crippled, retarded, deformed, or handi-capped in any way, you call dibs on them immediately. Typically calling dibs on a member of our retarded community wins you the game, as they can be pretty ugly. You may also call dibs on other things. Such as ugly families, ugly couples, beer bellies, horrible outfit choices, bad tastes in music, and idiotic/obnoxious people. If someone calls dibs on an especially deformed couple, and another player finds a family of retards, but not so ugly, this player wins. A full house beats a pair, no matter how ugly. If you have any morals, it is recommended that you do not play this game. If you find this game mean-spirited, heartless, or cold in any manner, then please call dibs on yourself. Because you win.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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