DEVO

Devo is a man not a myth, a Devo is the King of all Cockblockers (CB). Once you break the ice with a chick he slides right in to Cockblock you. This man is usually hairy and doesn't mind if you have been talking to a girl for five minutes of an hour, he will swoop in like a vulture. He is so slick you don’t even know this is happening until he is in and your looking the back of his head. A Devo is also someone who will claim to have talked to her first yet even the women you have been speaking to acknowledges you were first. A Devo will pull out all the stops just to CB you in any situation. He is just like a He adapts to any situation on a drop of a hat. His career will change in all environments, his location, his history will adapt to your needs and if all else falls he will pull out the trump card. This is the killer of all, the good old trip to check out his custom motorcycle!! If a Devo is around you can’t even go to the bathroom, if you leave for even a second he will fill her head with stories beyond your imagination. So this is a warning, “Beware of the Devo”, he is always lurking in bars, night clubs and any social gatherings.