Devil's Nectar
ALCOHOL - The oldest mousetrap set by the Devil so as to take the souls of otherwise good people with unlimited, but now wasted potential. • OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON. • NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
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