Destructotech Ltd
They are an evil organization which is slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world. Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid these things to allow themselves complete control. Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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