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They are an evil organization which is slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world. Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid these things to allow themselves complete control. Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Review by Francis B.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B.Mar 11
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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S.Mar 10

The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

Stephen N.Mar 10
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Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

Nirem P.Mar 9

Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

Russell R.Mar 9

Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!

RICK G.Mar 9
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You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Elongated M.Mar 8
Review by tiffany a.

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

tiffany a.Mar 7
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Review by Jonah c.

It shows exactly what I want!!

Jonah c.Mar 7

its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.

Anish H.Mar 6

I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.

Peter R.Mar 6
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Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.

m_gsMar 6

Give me the mug

Kim F.Mar 5
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no n.Mar 4

I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best

Lizzy J.Mar 4

Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift

John J.Mar 4

Best mug ever!

Lumine F.Mar 4

this is actually a good mug

hart j.Mar 3

Computerly good

Matthew P.Mar 3

It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.

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