Destructotech Ltd
They are an evil organization which is slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world. Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid these things to allow themselves complete control. Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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