Dernice Mug
She is perfect... a godsent from the olden day world into this modern era. She has a soul that is pure - never harms intentionally, if she does she feels bad. She has a soft heart - cares deeply, feels deeply and is always there for those close to her. Constantly giving and not expecting in return. Her heart gets hurt easily because it is so soft, making you want to squeeze the pain away. She does not realise but her mind is extremely powerful, thinking through decisions carefully and thoroughly and once her mind has been made she stands strong like a queen. She's intelligent. She is funny, with a weird sense of humour but the more she expresses it the more you'll grow to love it. She's a great support, an incredible listener and always giving timely advice. She sticks to morals, she's spiritual, she's driven, talented ... and ... "everything and more" you would want in a partner. She is a true gem. If she chooses you make sure you give her the time, attention, care, and company she deserves.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.