Derek Mug
He’s a wonderful guy And you’ll think he only likes you and he always will love you he may treat you well you may buy you gifts he may go on dates with you but everything will start going down once he says this “ in a room of all the girls of the world I would pick you “ in your mind your going to think oh wow i know he would pick me he would never choose me over any girl we’re number 1 besties on snap for 2 weeks in a row!! well here’s the reality slowly he would become dry and start responding with “k” “mhm” “cool” “nice” and next is that you’ll see him start talking to another girl with huge breasts, a big ass ,nice shoes ,nice style,pretty makeup, perfect teeth, and that 1 year with him and how close you two got it will mean nothing that girl he started talking to took you place in just one day and next he only responds with emojis you in add him to get over him but than you noticed he’s not in the ignored on snap he unadded you too and next they break up and you guys both lost connection and are no longer friends and so as they say “every story comes to an end” this is where it most likely ends.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
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