Demon Mug
A demon is a girl, who on the hotness scale can range anywhere from a 4 to an 7 but with the use of tricksy tactics can increase her image by 3 to 4 points! Here are some useful tips to spot a demon. 1. Ask your friends, "is she hot?" If there is a general argument as to if she's hot or not, most likely she's a demon trying to break your friendship apart. 2. If she's wearing sunglasses, she's either trying to keep the sun out of her eyes or hide the fact that she's a demon. the latter statement is probably the most plausible. Remember the bigger the glasses, the more she's trying to hide. 3. This ones almost a dead giveaway every time. If the "Demon" in question is standing near a bunch of ugly chicks, she's trying to make herself look better. Here are some tips to defeat demons. 1. This way is the best. Have a very beautiful woman with you at all times ( an Angle). the angle will vanquish the demon, and help demons stand out in crowds, for easy aversion. 2. Yell DEMON very loudly and run away. This will alert everyone around and the demon will be foiled, forcing it to practice its black magiks elsewhere. 3. Use common evil vanquishing tactics, i.e.: swords, silver bullets, garlic, etc. 4. Have a Worlock/Druid/Wizard. assist you. Worlcks/Druids/Wizards know spells to send the demon backeth weherth cometh.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.