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A place where you are not family, nor do you want to be. A place where 40 fresh faced college interns joyously start on the same date for a new program, envisioned by a Senior Manager who cares about them and treats them well and makes them happy and the program is a success and saves the company hundreds of thousands of dollars. Where the Senior Manager subsequently gets fired a year later who knows what, but rumors abound that he was a target because he spent too much on outings that kept his employees happy and retained. A place where all but 7 out of those 40 interns have quit 4 years after being hired (three years after the Senior Manager was fired). A place where you work from 9am till 3am or 5am seven days a week, for two months, because you’ve been selected to run an engagement where you have absolutely no experience in that industry, and get no help from the Manager. He was supposed to be there at 7:30 – his first time there in 2 months – but calls you at 9:30, from bed, mentions that he has to drop off his laundry and maybe get his car serviced, depending on the line. Not to mention that the reason you’re working so much is because the Manager deleted the prior year’s work-papers’ diskettes because they were sitting in a box on his desk and he thought they were junk. Yes, I’m talking about you, first initial of C. Your reward for all that hard work? A “Why did it take so long??” lecture from the partner. A place so full of pompous jerks that a Second Year’s opinion on how to get the engagement done quickly is completely ignored. To top it off, the Second Year person is neither congratulated nor recognized when their method gets the job done 3 times faster than either of the two Seniors’ and the Manager’s method. A place where the Senior tells you to ABC, and when the Manager reprimands you for it and demands to know why you did ABC, the Senior, standing two feet away, does not speak up and admit it was his instructions. A place where people who make a measly 50K a year act like they descend from Sultan Blue Blood Royalty and you, as a first year, should worship the dog poop on their leather Gucci shoes that are going to take them three years to pay off because they only make the aforementioned 50K a year. Of course, they have $100,000 in college loans, $30,000 in credit card bills, and live in the city with 3 roommates in a two bedroom walkup, but they are the bomb in their own minds. A place where you switch departments for a temporary two month stint under the promise of learning new & exciting things, where your reputation for excellence and devotion will guarantee you respect and advancement. And instead you are put to photocopying and filing for 5 months. A place so full of snotty snobs, where someone you sit next to everyday prefers to turn their head rather than say hello to you as you pass them in the hallway, because you are a first year, and they are a Senior, and think they are hot, even tho they are butt-ugly and freakish looking, and therefore you are not worthy of a “Hello”. A place where your Senior tells you that you are too happy, and too nice to people, and that it annoys them. Then the client subsequently brings over a box of cupcakes and hands it to you personally, and when you open it and there is only one cupcake inside, the Senior doesn’t even rethink their feelings about you and how good you may actually be at client relations. A place where even tho the entire business world has been using excel for years, your particular hell of a department is still using DOS Lotus. When they finally do switch over to a Windows program, they choose Lotus for Windows. And your opinion, as a lowly intern, that Excel would be a better choice, is quickly and rudely brushed aside.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!
Title: A Masterpiece of Craftsmanship: My Edging Mug Review As a dedicated coffee enthusiast, I've had the pleasure of indulging in countless brews from various vessels, but none have captivated me quite like my edging mug. Crafted with precision and attention to detail, this mug has become an indispensable part of my morning routine. Allow me to share my experience and why this mug stands out among the rest. First and foremost, the design of the edging mug is simply stunning. Its sleek, minimalist aesthetic adds a touch of elegance to any kitchen counter. The smooth, curved edges not only provide a comfortable grip but also enhance the overall visual appeal. It's the kind of mug that prompts compliments from guests and sparks conversation. Beyond its aesthetics, the functionality of the edging mug is truly impressive. The handle, while minimalist in design, is ergonomically shaped, allowing for a secure and comfortable hold. Whether I'm savoring a piping hot espresso or leisurely sipping on a frothy latte, I never have to worry about my grip slipping or the mug feeling cumbersome. One of the standout features of the edging mug is its thermal properties. Constructed from high-quality ceramic, it effectively retains heat, keeping my beverages at the perfect temperature for extended periods. Gone are the days of rushing through my morning cup of coffee for fear of it growing cold. With the edging mug, I can savor each sip at my own pace, knowing that it will stay delightfully warm until the very last drop. Moreover, the craftsmanship of the edging mug is evident in every detail. From its flawless glaze to its sturdy construction, it's clear that this mug was made with care and precision. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, making it incredibly convenient for everyday use. Despite frequent washes and regular use, it has maintained its pristine appearance without any signs of wear or fading. In conclusion, my experience with the edging mug has been nothing short of exceptional. Not only does it elevate my daily coffee ritual with its exquisite design and impeccable craftsmanship, but it also delivers on functionality and durability. If you're in search of the perfect mug to enhance your coffee experience, look no further than the edging mug. It's a true masterpiece that deserves a place in every coffee lover's collection. Truly a masterpiece from the hands of god himself.
BEST MUG EVER I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT THIS OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING MUG THAT MY FRIEND GOT ME AS A "SPECIAL" CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU KNOW HWAT I MEAN
Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
Im gay so love this mug
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Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!
So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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