Delaware County

Delaware County is a middle class county situated next to Philadelphia County. It is home to a generally Irish Roman Catholics, whose economic and educational status gradually declines as a person moves from North to South in the county. In the Radnor and Ardmore sections of "Delco" the incomes, educational levels are high. But if one moves south, he encounters a decline in civilized behavior. Central locations like Drexel Hill and Havertown are home to many professionals, and Philadelphia businessmen. However, districts closer to Baltimore Pike and Route 476 have become well known for their high levels of trailer trash hookers, wiggers, degenerates, and uneducated white people (e.g. Ridley, Interboro, Aldan, and Eddystone)And while Delaware County is dominantly Caucasian, the state of mind is often considered "decidedly hood rat". To complicate matters, the absolute most southern point in Delaware County is Chester, a community composed of African Americans. This portion of the county, compromised of citizens of a different skin color, has never set well with the toothless inbreeds of Eddystone and Briar Cliff, who are abundantly racist, uneducated, tattooed, and addicted to marijuana and other illegal substances, and wear Timberland Boots (purchased at 69th Street Terminal), Beater (purchased at TJ Maxx in Springfield, Kohls on Baltimore Pike, Modells Baltimore Pike, or any local Ross Dress for Less TM), and a pair of excessively long and baggy shorts of the Jordan Brand