dean
dean is the type of person to deal out math homework like no one ever has. he stands and walks as if he were superior to everyone around him, but we don't complain (because he's fucking god on earth). dean's smile lights up the darkest of rooms, and his homework always puts answers on other student's papers. dean is not only an outstanding student, but also maintains a HUGE penis to slap down any man coming his way. his balls are made of steel, and he can conquer any task given. we ALL love dean. no excuses. (he may also own a meme account).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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