deake Mug
deakes are extremly vicious lovers! generaly deakes are great natural fmx riders, and have insane flexability regaurdless of being chubby fuckersf. deakes ARE ALWAYS better at rideing dirt bikes than jons, or jonathans and like to hump legs for margaritas. a deakes drink of choice should be a cold P.B.R. or a icey cold coors light fallowd by a jagermiester night cap. a deakes favorite foods are generaly anything with macaroni. deakes tend to get along with toms and franks, but tea bag j.j.'s. {and jons}, also deakes seem to be indyingly and hatefully attracted to bitches with a gut, big tits, and brown eyes. this is the usual curse of a deake. a deake dosent steal unless itss your girlfriend, then he might barrow her. deakes generaly talk alot of shit, and can easily get on a persons bad side, they also tend to fight the unwanted fight. but at the end of the day end up smokeing FAT BOWLS with their kin. deakes have been known to like bright colors, neon pinks, greens ect.......... some have been known to {when in their natural habitat} powder coat their dirt bikes pink. this also attract alot of short fat big tity'd brown hair bitches. but expands to the more socialy exceptable women as well. deake is essentualy the pinical of perfection. no jon,or j.j.'s could even COMPARE!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog

As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
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