deake Mug
deakes are extremly vicious lovers! generaly deakes are great natural fmx riders, and have insane flexability regaurdless of being chubby fuckersf. deakes ARE ALWAYS better at rideing dirt bikes than jons, or jonathans and like to hump legs for margaritas. a deakes drink of choice should be a cold P.B.R. or a icey cold coors light fallowd by a jagermiester night cap. a deakes favorite foods are generaly anything with macaroni. deakes tend to get along with toms and franks, but tea bag j.j.'s. {and jons}, also deakes seem to be indyingly and hatefully attracted to bitches with a gut, big tits, and brown eyes. this is the usual curse of a deake. a deake dosent steal unless itss your girlfriend, then he might barrow her. deakes generaly talk alot of shit, and can easily get on a persons bad side, they also tend to fight the unwanted fight. but at the end of the day end up smokeing FAT BOWLS with their kin. deakes have been known to like bright colors, neon pinks, greens ect.......... some have been known to {when in their natural habitat} powder coat their dirt bikes pink. this also attract alot of short fat big tity'd brown hair bitches. but expands to the more socialy exceptable women as well. deake is essentualy the pinical of perfection. no jon,or j.j.'s could even COMPARE!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
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