Dead
No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead. You at least want some questions answered? You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy. And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too. Welcome to deadity. In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent. Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time. Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It DIDNT break :D
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
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