Dead
No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead. You at least want some questions answered? You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy. And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too. Welcome to deadity. In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent. Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time. Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It's the best mug in the history of mugs.
The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.
Perfect!!
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
Great product
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
He loved the mug!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
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