DDD
DDD, also know as Destroy Dick December, is an event of which only those who passed NNN - No Nut November and kept their holy privilege to attend this also very holy month, will be faced by yet another, though very opposite challenge. Participants will be faced with a simple task, getting harder and harder by each day. Those lucky enough to be in, have to masturbate based on the date they are currently in, meaning 1 wank for 1st December, 2 wanks for the 2nd, all the way till the last day, 31st, with the exception of a truly holy day, 24th. Those who fail this task won't be shamed, after all, they got a lot farther than the rest. However, the winners will feel something they haven't felt since year 10: Empty balls for the first 10 days of the new year.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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