davism
A religion, a personal relationship with the messiah "Dave". Davists believe that Dave is the messiah and that everyone is a Dave at heart because Dave exists within all of us. Dave is the truth, Dave is the light and the way. Dave is in all of us and thus all of us can be part of Dave. Davism began long ago around the time of Bob. Bob, son of Arthur, brother of Bill, Father of Keith, was a soup maker who had long searched for his true self. He trekked the Himalayas, surfed the Great Amoeba and sailed the Chumbawumba, for 20 years he did these things. Then one day, sometime in March, he was eating soup in the Forest of Twee. He placed upon his head a tea towel to stop the little flies from bothering him and he held up his soup spoon and behold the face of Dave appeared unto him and spoketh the first words of Davol which is the first book of Dave. The Davol is a book of mainly pictures but there are some words and they are quite important. "Give unto me thy soup spoon and thy peg for i will show ye thee way!" Spoketh Thee Dave Bob was afraid, He put down his soup spoon and with his voice all a quivver said "Who goes there, oh face in my spoon?" To which Dave replied "I am Dave, you are Bob but i am Dave. Join me and become Dave Bob, I am the truth, I am the soup maker, follow me with thy spoon and i will show ye thee way." And so he did. Of course the people thought Bob was completely mad at first but after some well thought out promotion and free soup givaways people began to catch on to Davism and after about seven months or so everyone wanted to be part of Dave.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
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I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
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