David
A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong! For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can! David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own! Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
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Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.
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