David
A unique specimen of man evoked by cargo pants, tall white socks, and sandals (usually sourced from your local convenience store although some may feed off your city's Walmart) made notable by the unique stench of his balls, which are reminiscent of a Doritos taco shell from Taco Bell left inside a gym sock for three years inside of a YMCA locker room. David is often discovered at the scene of a petty theft or behind the fence of your lawn, pouring gasoline on your plants and feeding a neurotoxin to your yappy dog because it stole from his cookout.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
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