Dare-Bear

NOUN. ADJ. WRESTLING SLANG/NICKNAME/FNG Similar to Dar-Dar, Dear-Bear is a nickname earned by one that can get pinned or more specificaly, cradled by a gumi-bear in a wrestling match (gummi-bears have no arms thus there is no way they can pin anyone but a Dare-Bear) Dare-Bear has absoultely nothing to with the verb 'dare' (as in-to dare), actually a Dare-Bear is an antonym of dare. People classified as a Dare-Bears typically have unusal ears that protrude far from the head, nappy black hair, an unmistakable silhouete, tan skin color, and all hail from the Principality of Panama. A Dare-Bear can be easily mistaken for a person of middle eastern descent, so Dare-Bears usually aviod air travel when ever posible. When angered a Dare-Bear will yell shut up very loudly, but no one will listen. No matter how much experience a Dare-Bear get have in any sport or profession he will always fail horribly. Dare Bears are obbsessed with Halo and have been known to monitor stats on Xbox Live regularly. The orginal Dare-Bear probably lives in Northern Georgia. Though many more probably exist now.