danpetro
First of all, try spelling loser correctly because you'll have that title the rest of your life. Second of all, I'm not arrogant enough to think I'm better than everybody, but I do know that I'm better than you by so far that no one could ever come up with a sufficient analogy. And so you know, I do masturbate, just like everyone, and it's to Lesbian porn because I'm rather normal. I don't know where anybody can find gay-kiddy-animal porn, but I'm sure you've sold it. I can't shoot off in my own mouth because your mother's gets in the way. See that, that's a good insult. It's clever, and you just don't have any kind of intelligence do you? Well I do. Just ask Drexel and Villanova that have accepted me. But you wouldn't know what a college is, would you? DCCC doesn't count. And if somebody is nominated to West Point, any knock on their intelligence is just plain ignorant. And if you think for a second that making fun of my hair color is funny then you're an even bigger idiot than i thought. Oh, and by the way, since you seem to persist in size, it's big and it's real. It's the inverse of your intelligence which is small and phony.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.