Danilo
Danilo is faith when the day rises dark, Danilo is hope when the night comes too soon, Danilo brings joy when you least expect it, and pain every time he leaves. I once met a Danilo who changed my life. He colored my days with his penetrating gaze, and moved my soul with his habitual gestures as he spoke about the world. When he trusts you, he will speak, and when he speaks from the heart, he sings. His voice was music to my ears, a melody sweeter than honey, that drew my flesh towards his while lifting my spirits towards the heavens. But in the heavens of devotion, where I knelt ready to serve him, he never entered. He let me taste the luxury of his company, but never the satisfaction of his pleasure. Soon, any heaven, as bright as it may be, absent of its God, dims slowly until it becomes darkness. These were the days preceding his departure. On our farewell, I offered him my heart, a kiss or a promise, but he took nothing, I could never tell his wishes. When he was gone, my heart had stayed beating with me in my body, but my soul was his. My life with or without Danilo will never be the same. I go on living, business-as-usual, lying to myself, a deceiver, knowing too well that at any moment, a call, a sound, a letter, a word, from him, would bring me back to heaven's door, where I would stand to meet my better half.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.