Danilo
Danilo is faith when the day rises dark, Danilo is hope when the night comes too soon, Danilo brings joy when you least expect it, and pain every time he leaves. I once met a Danilo who changed my life. He colored my days with his penetrating gaze, and moved my soul with his habitual gestures as he spoke about the world. When he trusts you, he will speak, and when he speaks from the heart, he sings. His voice was music to my ears, a melody sweeter than honey, that drew my flesh towards his while lifting my spirits towards the heavens. But in the heavens of devotion, where I knelt ready to serve him, he never entered. He let me taste the luxury of his company, but never the satisfaction of his pleasure. Soon, any heaven, as bright as it may be, absent of its God, dims slowly until it becomes darkness. These were the days preceding his departure. On our farewell, I offered him my heart, a kiss or a promise, but he took nothing, I could never tell his wishes. When he was gone, my heart had stayed beating with me in my body, but my soul was his. My life with or without Danilo will never be the same. I go on living, business-as-usual, lying to myself, a deceiver, knowing too well that at any moment, a call, a sound, a letter, a word, from him, would bring me back to heaven's door, where I would stand to meet my better half.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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