Daniel
Daniel is by far one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. He may come across as a little shy at first but once you break the shell, and once he comes out of it on his own, he is amazingly confident. He's honestly a knight in shining armour with a guitar in hands, don't you forget! He has the voice of an angel, a male angel I mean, and sings beautifully. Enough to woo women across the world but he has captured the heart of one in particular; mine. He's honest, he's kind, he respects everyone even if they're horrible to him because he's just a good person like that. He's sensitive, he listens and makes a wonderful boyfriend. Not to mention, he's handsomeeeee, oh so handsome! Absolutely wonderful to look at. He has these beautiful blue eyes that I can look into for days on end, hours, years, and I want to! And these small lips that I can't wait to put my lips on either. Did I mention his veiny arms and perfect they are? He's just a perfect human being. He's smart, and I'm totally smitten with him. I keep falling harder. No regrets because this is the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. You would too if he was yours.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
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