Daniel
Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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