Dan
DA DA DA DAN! HE BE THE MAN HE GOT A FOOT LONG IT'S CALLED HIS DONG HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE YOU WANT A PIECE? IT'S MADE OF GOLD SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY HE'S A PORN STAR YO BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL IT'S ALL COOL HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER THEY JUST MAD CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND DAN'S A REAL BEAST EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
Great mug, she loved it
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