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Doomed and condemned to a life in hell. By defenition, hell is a place of eternal torment and fire. Beyond a fathomable human pain. A sea of fire, filled with burning people on the brink of what would be a natural death, but who never die. A total absence from God, comfort as retreated to a safer place, relief is such a painful thing because it is so close, but impossible to reach. Imagine going to the California coast, and looking out at a clear ocean, no boats yet, because it's 7:00 AM, only the little old lady collecting shells. Now imagine that whole ocean as a sea of fire, filled wih the stench of burning flesh and brimstone, including, instead of the few jumping fish, and awesome number of people using their last vestiges of strength to escape this eternal torment for but one fraction of a second. The constant sound of the sea washing against the shore is replaced by unimaginible amounts of screaming, people in so much pain as to simply see it would cause even the least emotional Gothic to break down in tears end never stop waking up screaming in bed for the rest of his life. Now imagine the greatest pain you've ever experienced in your life. Couple it with the pain of even one limb being burned, then multiply it by a billion. Then add to it the fact that this pain, this torture, that you would normally withdraw from to a safer place, will never subside, no matter how much you cry, weep, confess, and curse. A place made by God as a punishment for the rouge angel Lucifer (see Satan), who some people senselessly worship. Satan is bringing as many people down to this unimaginable torture as he can by introducing sin into the world. Songs, movies, and the internet are his outlets. He has caused people to believe that hell will be a big party, full of drinking, sex, and other forms of sinful fun, even causing some to commit suicide to get there.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!

Timothy V.Jul 10
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It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !

Enaaijah W.Jul 7

My favorite mug ever

Nia N.Jul 5

Small cup printing is well done.

Kenneth B.Jul 5
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It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.

Diane Z.Jul 5
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lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug

zerin -.Jul 5

The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.

Philip K.Jul 4
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Review by Brennan B.

Brenanaz (love it!)

Brennan B.Jul 3
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Review by Matthew A.

I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world

Matthew A.Jul 3
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C.Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K.Jul 2
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A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C.Jul 2
Review by Charles B.

Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Charles B.Jun 30
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My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.

Harry B.Jun 30

Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs

roserie m.Jun 30

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

Hamza L.Jun 30

Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Sacrewd B.Jun 30

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Death Z.Jun 29

I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Hugh J.Jun 29

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

iygugkuy j.Jun 29

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