D.C. Metro
The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car. The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people. Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic. Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service! Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
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Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
straightforward order and delivery
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Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
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