Cypress Lake High School
Full of crazy, fake, annoying freshman that literally think they are all that. Especially at lunch when they chase eachother while screaming. The redneck boys here are stuck up and can be more annoying than the freshman kids. You dont need a truck that blinks lights and has black smoke coming out of your muffler just to drive to school and go home. All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting. The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school! Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends! Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses. The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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