CV Cougars
The real cougars of CV (aka the cougs of Castro Valley, CA). Hold on to your young husband, this vicious pack of cougars of cougars will sniff out and devour the young, strong, and willing. With a carnivorous prowess they can smell young cock with in a 4 mile radius. Using young hot female cubs at bait, and without hesitation they will use the man for sustainable energy turning them only younger and more aggressive towards their innocent pray. The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children. Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day. Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature. the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there. "mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey" And "the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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