What's on your mug?

A country boy, often confused with a redneck. Good old boys and rednecks both hate blacks, but good old boys will screw them anyway.

Your wife is safe with Harlan, he's a good old boy.

By edison

A fella of the highest quality. A legend.

'Yeah, he's a good old boy.'

By GOBAknights

Prep school alumnus.

Lawrence's father is a real good old boy to the academy.

By ALEXfromExeter

Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.

(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy) Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here. (The boy walks over to the barn) Cowboy: So how your folks been doing? Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car. Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here? Boy: What? Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob? Boy: I think I'm going to go... (Cowboy holds the boy down) Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY? (Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim) Boy: What the hell! Get off of me! (Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying) Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful! Boy: What? Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT! Boy: Okay, you're beautiful Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you? Boy: What? Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!

By SerpentineKronos