To: The dad-joke department
US$24.95
Christmas Adam mug
The day before Christmas Eve (since Adam came before Eve)
Urban Dictionary · Christmas 2026
Good gifts.
Questionable language.
For your favorite people. You know the ones.
24 gifts for the family comedian, the Christmas obsessive, and the friend who already has everything except a mug that gets them.
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The Christmas people
You know who put the tree up in October.
To: The one already decorating
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Christmas creep mug
A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.
To: The festive overachiever
US$32.95
sleigh tee
One word. Full festive confidence.
To: The one holding it together
US$49.95
merry crisis hoodie
Seasonal greetings, honestly.
Gift-exchange troublemakers
For the person who opens it, and everyone watching.
To: The politely disappointed
US$24.95
Present Face mug
The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.
To: The serial regifter
US$24.95
regift fail mug
When someone re-gifts you a gift, and doesn't even realize that it is a gift that you originally gave them.
To: Your favorite idiot
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goober mug
Said with love. Mostly.
To: The honorary uncle
US$29.95
unc beanie
A title they may not have asked for.
Officially off the clock
No plans. No alarms. Unclear what day it is.
To: The one in holiday limbo
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Holidaze mug
The week between Christmas and New Years where you have no idea what day it is, if you’re supposed to be working or not, and whether or not pants are required.
To: The first to claim the couch
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Food coma mug
When you eat so much food that you are physically incapable of moving but at the same time you realize there really is no reason to
To: The out-of-office enthusiast
US$49.95
holidaze hoodie
A uniform for doing absolutely nothing.
To: The small-victory celebrator
US$32.95
got dressed today tshirt
Credit where credit is due.
The ones who make it happen
The host, the helper, and the one buying everything late.
To: The underappreciated organizer
US$24.95
Elf-Esteem mug
The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you. The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.
To: The last-minute legend
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Procrastmas mug
A winter holiday falling somewhere between Christmas and New Years Day, during which procrastinators give gifts that were purchased late, often purchased at a significant discount.
To: Your favorite person
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pookie mug
Their nickname, on their morning coffee.
To: The person who saved Christmas
US$49.95
goated hoodie
Give them their flowers. Or a hoodie.
Their entire personality
You saw it and immediately thought of them.
To: The devoted cat person
US$24.95
chonk mug
For someone with 4,000 pet photos.
To: The exceptionally relaxed friend
US$29.95
stoner beanie
Keep their head warm.
To: The opinionated one
US$32.95
based tshirt
They were going to say it anyway.
To: The keeper of the inside joke
US$49.95
iykyk hoodie
No explanation required.
Open after dinner
Four books to pass around. Expect language you won’t find in a greeting card.
To: The family commentator
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Urban Dictionary of Family
Family life, according to Urban Dictionary.
To: The chronically online
New! US$24.95
Urban Dictionary of Technology
A dictionary for life on the internet.
To: The office group chat
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Urban Dictionary of Money
Money, work, and the language around them.
To: The student coming home
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Urban Dictionary of College
A little light reading between semesters.