What's on your mug?

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ? Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

By The guy over there

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

By daddu

A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u

Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm” Me “ bitch fuck you” Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie

By “ this bitch “

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.

In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.

By RedHeadW/Temper

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist

Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist

By Box_head