Parallel Suckage
Adjective 1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck". 2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work" Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!" Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!" Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change." 2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?" Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!" Person 1: "Nice!"
By SilverTortilla