What's on your mug?

large thing indigenous to the native county of ham-sons.

You are as fat as a nowak!!

By Tim Perry

A person who's house you can go to and do whatever the hell you want! Has parties normally every weekend, and when they don't want them friends just show up anyways!

Lol Brandon's pulling a total nowak this weekend!!!

By Kraper

being a no-show to an event or activity

i waited for you at the game, but i was nowaked cause you didnt show up

By turkeygob

One with no wang or sak

You are a nowak and are a girl

By Ben

An adjective generally used to refer to a bad teacher or the teacher of a class that is usually referred to as one's "least favorite class of the day."

I really hate my 2nd period history class. The teacher is such a Nowak that they take away my interest in the subject.

By RedBedRedemption