Arid Ronktoot
When a mammal experiences a starkly dry fart, but their anus hole is so tight that it makes a honk-like noise and one or more little turds fall out.
Abram: *RRRRRRONNK!* Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?" Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church. Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|
By groin fondler