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On the night of the school dance, I was playing dodgeball when I realized I had to go pee. I walked to the bathrooms and was unaware I accidentally stepped into the girls bathroom. I stepped into a stall and my [crush] was sitting on the [floor] using her phone. My face was bright red. “Um, [sorry].” I [said], backing towards the [door]. She laughed. “No, it’s okay, stay. I want to do something with you.” My [heart] was pounding. I had always wanted the have sex with someone, and she was the perfect person. She was the hottest girl in our grade. She scooted towards me and unbuttoned the top [2] buttons of her shirt. I was aware of her blonde-brown hair on my shoulder. I looked into her blue eyes and could tell what was going to happen. “You know, I’ve been watching you.” She Said. I was aware of her hands, inching towards my dick. She reached down, and in one fluid motion, [whipped] off my pants. My huge erect dick was showing. It had to be at least 8 inches. She grabbed it and started sucking it. I tried to control my moans, but she was too good.

I cummed [straight] into her mouth, and she swallowed all of it. She took off her bra, and her jeans and panties. I couldn’t help but staring at her [boobs]. They were much bigger than they looked. She saw me staring and laughed. “Go ahead!” She said. I started licking them and sucking them. She moaned loudly. After a minute or two, the [milk] started coming out. I swallowed all of it. It tasted amazing. I then got down on the floor and started licking and kissing her vagina. She moaned. After another minute or two, she was unable to get words out, but pointed to my dick and to her vagina. I nodded, knowing she wanted the [real] thing. She got down on the floor into a pose, and stuck my dick into her vagina. She moaned and I moved in and out, faster and faster. I was grunting and she was moaning really [hard]. Finally, with one last push, I cummed again and exited her. But she wasn’t done. She stood up, helped me stand, and started frenching me. She grabbed my dick while doing it and I squeezed her ass. By now there were three other girls outside our stall. I opened the [door] and realized they were all crushes of mine, but by now I was so [horny] that I fucked all of them! At one point, I was [fucking] one of them and they were licking one other’s vagina while one was eating my [butt]. By the end of the night, I was drenched in [sweat], cum, and I had cummed at least 10 times. Best sex ever. Even now, as an adult with 3 kids I have never had better sex.

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When two people get naked and have ALOT of [fun]. Usually [boy]-girl, sometimes [boy]-boy or girl-girl

Marc had just come home from a [long] business trip. He burst through the [door], and kissed Anna, his wife who just happened to be standing nearby. "You wouldn't want to know what I had to go through" said Marc. "[oh], but you will have to go through one more thing." replied Anna, smiling. She then led him to their bedroom, never breaking their kiss. They flopped on to their [bed], still kissing. Marc slowly reached up under Anna's shirt and stroked her [soft] skin. This lasted for about 10 seconds. Then, slowly, Marc reached up and took Anna's top off, revealing two breasts under a lovely black lace bra. He took a deep breath in her [boobs], taking in the succulent smell of them. Anna then removed his shirt and fingered his muscular body. They kept kissing, having moved on to [French] kisses while Marc massaged Anna's [boobs] and she fingered him, both were breathing deeply. Marc then turned around, still on the top and began to unbutton Anna's jeans. Anna did the same and lifted his cock out of his boxers. Marc then ate every [single] candy off her candy thong, then snapped the string that held it together. The thong came apart easily. both of them moaned in pleasure, both also on the verge of cumming. Anna pulled his [cock] under her bra and through her cleavage, and then started to give him a blowjob. After a few seconds, she could feel the cum flowing through her mouth. She swallowed it all, then, with a smile on her face, gripped his [cock], and pushing it so hard up, snapped her bra in two. Marc moaned as the waves of pleasure flooded him once again. He then turned around and start massaging her [boobs], this time with no bra to interfere while at the same time, thrusting his [cock] in and out of Anna's vagina. "oooh, [baby], [YEAH], DO IT DO IT," screamed Anna as both of them cummed. Marc then turned around again and ate her out. Then they fell asleep in each others arms, tired after their wonderful sex.

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To have an organism with a man and woman, man and man, woman and woman. You could also endure a three-some, when three [people] of the man or woman genders [pleasure] each other by their [cock]/dick, pussy/vagina.

Jordan walked home into her apartment one night. She had only one roommate, who's name was Amy. Amy had only been living with Jordan for about a week. Jordan knew about now that when she came from [work], Amy was at the bar, or at a sex addict meeting. But weirdly, the television in one of the bedrooms was blaring with some late night [porn]. As she neared the room, she heard a moaning. Opening the door, she found Amy fully naked in the dark, stroking her pussy with a bottle of [beer] in her hand. It seemed that alot of [beer] bottles were on the floor. She took the bottle from Amy and put it to her lips, and it tasted like cum! "[Baby], save some of that action for me." Jordan cooed, turning around to put away her briefcase and to change. "No, bitch." Amy immediately responded, getting up from the bed. She took the back of Jordan's blouse and turned her around, kissing her lips. Jordan parted her lips to [french] Amy, and they played around with their tongues. Finally, Amy pushed Jordan to the door, though they still frenched each other. Jordan responded with an, "Ugh?!", while Amy slowly unbuttoned the blouse. Jordan's black lace bra was taken off, and even the skirt slid to the floor. All Jordan was wearing was a lace thong. "Been waitin' for me, huh, Jori?" Amy said when they stopped kissing. "Mhmmm." Then, Amy started kissing down her body, licking around her nipple once she got to her [boobs]. Jordan started moaning, and when Amy took off her thong, she started moaning louder because Amy flicked Jordan's clit with her tongue. Jordan soon got into an orgasim, when Amy thrusted her tongue into her vagina, squeezing the clit with her fingers. "Oh my [God]!" she had yelled, but Amy stopped. She stood back up, smirking. Winking, she went back to her small dresser and took out a pair of cuffs and lubricant, and also a vibrating [dildo]. Amy cuffed Jordan to the bedpost, and put the lubricant and [dildo] next to her. Amy then started dancing seducely, masturbating herself while doing so. The television was still on. She was rubbing her clit, while caressing her left boob. "Aghh! Give me some of that you damn, fucking whore!" Jordan yelled, struggling against the cuffs. Smiling, Amy walked slowly, with her [boobs] bouncing, to a [beer] bottled and poured it down Jordan's throat. Amy smiled, then fingered Jordan. Then used three fingers, then four, then her whole fist. "Damn, bitch, you're so damn [wet]!' Jordan smiled. "I know, babe. And it's all because of you." Amy grinned, taking her hand out splattered with cum. She licked her hand once, and smiled. "Delicious, babe." she said, then thrust her hand into Jordan's mouth. "You're cum is so tasty Jordan." Amy then took the vibrating [dildo] and stuck it inside of Jordan's still-wet vagina. She licked her asshole while pushing and pulling the vibrating [dildo]. "Oh my.." Jordan screamed, moving wildly from the hotness in her body. Amy grinned as Jordan cummed, but didn't stop. Intstead, she took her other hand and started stroking her own wet pussy. Then, an hour later, Amy stopped and readjusted the cuffs lower. Then put herself on top of Jordan, lowering her pussy to her mouth. They started a 69er, the heat rising up in the room. Finally, after two hours, they both had cummed inside each other's mouth, and were sleeping drunk beside each other, their nipples rubbing against each other. And after that, every night when both of them were home, they did the same thing.

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