Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What women go through if they aren't pregnant. Women on PMS tend to be bitchy, and angry for no reason. If your friend is on it, RUN FOR YOU LIFE!
There isn't much I envy about gay guys, but at least their boyfriends don't have PMS.
By Militant Liberal
Pass My Sweatpants Pardon My Sobbing Present Me Sweets Paniced Men Screaming Presently Missing Sarcasism Pissing Me Seriously Pre Menstral Syndrome Pissy Man Syndrome
"CHOCOLATE!" "Shit, she's PMSing."
By Magers
A period (no fun intended) of time during every month, usually spanning between 5 days up to a week, where men are advised to spend their free time in pubs, clubs and other places of social congrigation, simply to avoid the "short fuse" and irrational behavior of his better half (unless he's gay).
Well, looks like it's time for more male bonding, my wife's PMSing
By Steve Milligan
Post Masturbation Shame. The feeling of guilt or depression often experienced by males following a frantic masturbation session.
{Housemate Darren storms out of his bedroom past Mandy and Mark in the lounge room to have a smoke outside.} Mandy: {to Mark} What's he (Darren) so grumpy about? Mark: Must be that time of the day. Mandy: Huh? Mark: It's his PMS. Mandy: {Laughs} Mark: I don't think you understand.
By UrbanDave
"Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome" aka "Pardon My Sobbing", "Perpetual Munching Spree", "Pass my Sweatpants" .... The time of the month in which the female gets very moody, vicious, insane, psycho, bitchy...etc.
"Do you have anymore chocolate covered french fries? I'm pms'ing"
By ** Tracy **