Kpop
A genre of [music], that, proven by scientists, when the sound waves enter your [brain], the sound will produce cancerous tumors. If these tumors are left alone, you can acquire either ear cancer, testicular cancer, ovarian cancer, blood cancer, and brain cancer. The blood cancer can spread this disease all across the human body through the circulatory system. Your immune system will not be able to fight it off because it is so strong. Even if you are [God] and you pull through, you will be galvanized to commit [suicide] as soon as possible. I myself lost a [friend] to this. If you get any of those types of cancer, then it is known as "Kpopearien disease". If you listen to Kpop, your life is currently in serious danger. So this is your warning. DO NOT LISTEN TO KPOP, OR ELSE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE LIVING HELL THAT IS ONLY COMPARABLE TO [TWITTER]. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. THIS WILL START A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IF PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH ARE UNEDUCATED TO IT. THIS WILL BE COVID [19], THE SEQUEL.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that new Kpop [son]----" Person 2: "Person 1, you need to seek medical attention, immediately! Your life is in serious danger! I am dialing [911] right now! Person 1: "What do you mea---" ***person 1 collapses*** Person 2: "Oh my [God]! The sound waves have created the dangerous tumors already!!!" ***one week later*** ***person 1 [lies] in a hospital bed, person 2 in a chair next to him.*** Person 1: "What happened to me? I feel so strange..." Person 2: "You contracted Kpopearian disease. The [two] tumors formed by the sound waves of the Kpop you listened to combined and created a gargantuan cancer cell, which then infected all of the other cells in your body." Person 1: "Oh my Go----" ***person 1's body becomes rigid and uncontrollable by person 1.*** ***person 1 walks towards the [window] of the hospital, as he is on the 10th [floor].*** Person 2: "What are you doing??" ***person 2 attempts to [stop] person 1 from what he is about to do.*** ***person 1 has immense strength because of the disease, and person 2 is unable to [stop] him.*** Person 1's body lays spread-eagled on the ground 100 [feet] below. ***Doctor walks in the room*** Doctor: "Ah, so the brain tumor galvanized him to jump out of the [window]. We have lost many people who got this disease to that." Person 2: ***very loud sobbing***
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