What's on your mug?

he left me when i was 1 for milk :(

dad left me mom

By toxfn

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC. Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

By th0tslayer_69

The man who holds the loudest sneezing record.

“Man, I wish I could sneeze as loud as Dad.”

By Sebastian III

hi dad

my dad was not present for my borthday

By ILikePeopleOfAge

Dumb Ass Deadbeat

Any man can be a dad. But it takes a real man to be a father. That dad who doesn't pay support but always thinks he a great dad while spending his support at the bar!! Yea I'm a great dad cheers!! heres to the kids!!

By big native