Samantha
Samanthas may seem cold or indifferent at first, but as you get to know them better, you’ll find that they are actually great to be around, funny and cheerful, dumber than you’d think, and often loyal to a fault. Samanthas tend to seem chill and indifferent but make no mistake, they are heavily scrutinising and judging your every action internally. Samanthas have also mastered the art of duality. Sometimes being the most upbeat person in the room and a moment later, brooding in a corner. Best to leave her be when she’s in her depressed state. Tip? Don’t piss off Samanthas, they’ve got sharp tongues and witty retorts so unless you want to take a major blow to your ego and self-esteem, keep them happy. Samanthas may not seem like it, but being over-thinkers, they are always preparing for the worst case scenario, and hence despite the optimistic appearance, honestly are quite pessimistic. They need a lil’ ray of sunshine in their life, and you could be theirs.
Person 1: “Hey have you seen Samantha?” Person 2: “Yeah she was drinking Dettol back there a while ago!” Person 1: “She needs help.”
By proud_disgrace